Hey guys

Things to remember:
- there are no moms in space
- there is only rice in space
- all of the stars we see are RICE

You’re beautiful even if you’re fat all humans all beautiful
QT - Hey QT
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"Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law"

"How come millipedes have so many legs but can’t even move very fast"

I watched a few episodes of Bojack Horseman and I feel the same way about it that I feel about most things: it’s pretttty good

A traveling monk just tricked me into taking this book. It’s one of those days.

A traveling monk just tricked me into taking this book. It’s one of those days.

I wonder if I would’ve been more popular in high school if my hair wasn’t so bushy

I posted my music on my school’s page for bands/musicians but I got embarrassed and deleted it like 30 seconds later

I just watched how to train your dragon for he first time and it was cool I guess. I liked the different kinds I dragons.

The spider-man trilogy would have been a lot better if peter Parker narrated the whole thing like at the beginning of the first one

I absolutely adore you. Ur posts are simply amazing. What is your frankly.me nickname? Can we be friends there?

shut up

A girl came into my suite and I wasn’t wearing a shirt and I panicked and tried to get dressed really quickly and I ripped a big hole in my shirt that I got at bamboozle in ninth grade

YOU CANT CONTROL ME NO MORE CLEOPATRAAAAA

Do you think Calvin Johnson the football player hangs out with Brandon flowers the football player