I changed Siri’s language to uk English so now it’s a British man’s voice and it sounds like Jarvis

I’m playin an open mic with my boi Ryan ahhhh yeaaahhhhh

My stereo broke and my room smells like burnt plastic. hmm

I shouldn’t be allowed to use the internet or my phone after one o’clock

I accidentally became a coffee drinker

I like to believe Tyson Chandler and Two Chainz are the same person. Those are two people who I don’t know very much about. 

Hey it’s me comin atchu from my iPhone

Watching my bro play kingdom hearts just like old times

grimelords:

episode summaries for the Israeli version of The Office

Oh I guess I didn’t have to wait to get home to tell the internet that I got an iPhone

I finally got an iPhone, so include me in all your group messages

philmcandrew:

tastefullyoffensive:

[philintheblanks]

Wow! Hey! I drew this.

j0nz:

It’s real~ #arresteddevelopment

guyyyyyssssssss

I’m an adult in Ocarina of Time now and this makes me excited. Am I like half way through the game now?